三個孩子

三個孩子

A couple had three children.. Two of them were bright, smart, and handsome but the third child was dull, ugly, and backward.

一對夫婦有三個孩子。有兩個特別聰明和英俊，可是第三個孩子卻很醜很笨。
One day the hubby got suspicious and asked, Tell me the truth, dear. Is this third child really mine?

一天，丈夫很懷疑地問："坦白說，親愛的，老三真的是我的孩子嗎？"

Yes, dear, replied the wife, but the other two are not. 

是的，親愛的。"妻子答道："可是另外兩個不是。(曾有田)