2010年4月7日 星期三

誰是最受歡迎的病人 who is the Most welcome receives the patient

誰是最受歡迎的病人 who is the Most welcome receives the patient


 


外科醫生聊天談到為哪類病人動手術最省事。


「我認為是會計師」第一個醫生「你切開他的身體之後會見到所有臟都有編號不會混淆」。


A surgeon chat, talking about the types of patients for surgery entirely easy.
 "I think it is an accountant"The first doctor said: "You cut his body, the will to see all the viscera have a number, will not be confusion."


「圖書館管理員也不錯」第二個醫生臟都按分類排列」。


   "Librarian is also good,"The second doctor said: "The internal organs are arranged by category."


 


第三個醫生「我喜歡為工程師開刀


 他們會理解為什麼我們替病人動手術後總愛在病人體留下刀或鉗」。


The third doctor said: "I like engineers surgery,They will understand why we love to a patient after surgery in a patient, leaving a knife or clamp. "


最後一個醫生資歷最深。「我最喜歡替律師動手術」


「他們沒心腸、沒腰骨]


The last one the most senior doctor. "My favorite lawyer for the surgery,"
He said: "They have not heart, not his back
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