誰是最受歡迎的病人 who is the Most welcome receives the patient
外科醫生聊天,談到為哪類病人動手術最省事。
「我認為是會計師」第一個醫生說:「你切開他的身體之後,會見到所有內臟都有編號,絕不會混淆」。
A surgeon chat, talking about the types of patients for surgery entirely easy.
"I think it is an accountant"The first doctor said: "You cut his body, the will to see all the viscera have a number, will not be confusion."
「圖書館管理員也不錯」,第二個醫生說:「內臟都按分類排列」。
"Librarian is also good,"The second doctor said: "The internal organs are arranged by category."
第三個醫生說:「我喜歡為工程師開刀,
他們會理解為什麼我們替病人動手術後總愛在病人體內留下刀或鉗」。
The third doctor said: "I like engineers surgery,They will understand why we love to a patient after surgery in a patient, leaving a knife or clamp. "
最後一個醫生資歷最深。「我最喜歡替律師動手術」,
他說:「他們沒心腸、沒腰骨]
The last one the most senior doctor. "My favorite lawyer for the surgery,"
He said: "They have not heart, not his backbone(曾有田)
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