人生三大陷阱（說得真好） Life three major trap ( Speak really well)

人生三大陷阱（說得真好）

 Life three major trap (  Speak really well) 

一個農夫進城賣驢和山羊。山羊的脖子上繫著一個小鈴鐺。

 A farmer goes down town to sell donkey and goat. Tying a small bell on the neck of the goat ??

三個小偷看見了，一個小偷?：「我去偷羊，叫農夫發現不了。」

They have three thieves seen, a thief said: 「I go to steal sheep, let farmers not to find. 」

另一個小偷?：「我要從農夫手裏把驢偷走。」

Another thief said: 「 I will steal the donkey from farmer's hand. 」 

第三個小偷?：「這都不難，我能把農夫身上的衣服全部偷來。」

The third thief said : 「this is easy, I can steal farmer's all clothes on his body. 」   ??

第一個小偷悄悄地走近山羊，把鈴鐺解了下來，拴到了驢尾巴上，然後把羊牽走了。

The first thief walks close to the goat silently, relieve small bell, fastens on donkey's tail, then steal the sheep to go. 

農夫在拐彎處四處環顧了一下，發現山羊不見了，就開始尋找。 ??這時第二個小偷走到農夫面前，問他在找什麼，農夫?他丟了一只山羊。

The farmer has looked all around in all directions in the corner, find goats disappeared, begin to look for. The second thief goes to the farmer at this moment, ask what he is looking for, the farmer said He has lost a goat. 

小偷?：「我見到你的山羊了，剛才有一個人牽著一只山羊向這片樹林裡走去了，現在還能抓住他。」 ??農夫懇求小偷幫他牽著驢，自己去追山羊。

The thief said : 「I have seen your goat, and just one person holding a goat went to this stretch of woods, still can catch him now. 」The farmer implores thieves to help him  holding  the donkeys, go to chase the goat by himself. 

第二個小偷趁機把驢牽走了。農夫從樹林裡回來一看，驢子也不見了，就在路上一邊走一邊哭。

The second thief seizes the chance to go to steal the donkey , As soon as the farmer comes back from the woods to look that the donkey also disappears, cried while walking on the road.

走著走著，他看見池塘邊坐著一個人，也在哭。農夫問他發生了什麼事。 ??那人?：「人家讓我把一口袋金子送到城裡去，實在是太累了，我在池塘邊坐著休息，

睡著了，睡夢中把那口袋推到水裡去了。」

Taking a walk, he saw a man sitting in the pond, also crying ,The farmer asks what he has happened.  That person said : 「 People let me put a bag of gold sent to the town, really too tired, I sat and rested in the pond , Have fall asleep, has pushed that pocket to water in the dream.」

農夫問他為什麼不下去把口袋撈上來。那人?：「我怕水，因為我不會游泳，誰要把這一口袋金子撈上來。我就送他二十錠金子。」

The farmer asked him why he did not go his pockets and pulled up. The man said: 「 I am afraid of the water, because I can not swim, who make this bag of gold pulled up. I give 20 spindles of gold to him. 」

??農夫大喜，心想：正因為別人偷走了我的山羊和驢子，上帝才賜給我幸福。

The farmer is with great rejoicing, think: Just because someone have stolen my goat and donkey, God grants me happily. 

於是，他脫下衣服，潛到水裡，可是他無論如何也找不到那一口袋金子。

Then, he takes off the clothes, diving into water, but he could not find any case which the pockets of gold.

當他從水裡爬上來時，發現衣服不見了。 ?原來是第三個小偷把他的衣服偷走了。

When he climbed up from water, found the clothes disappeared. 

It was the third thief that stole his clothes . 

??這就是人生三大陷阱：大意、輕信、貪婪。

This is three major traps in life: Careless and readilying believe, greedy.  (James Tseng)